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[T]kill3men · #**191** 03-15-2010, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by -Heroin-

Granted you get expelled in a few hours.
I wish I had more water and the kitchen wasnt so far away.

Granted, but I drink it all.

I to wish that I had more water and the kitchen wasn't so far away, and I wish that no one will drink or do anything to my water.

[A]AlexSleyore · #**192** 03-16-2010, 12:09 AM

wish granted, you are also not allowed to drink or do anything to your water.

I wish people where not so bad at leaving loopholes so obviously open.

[SM]-Fut1le- · #**193** 03-16-2010, 12:12 AM

Granted, every loophole is closed, and hacking becomes obsolete.
I Wish for this wish to be demented.

[A]-Heroin- · #**194** 03-17-2010, 12:13 AM

Granted, the wish is demented and your mom decides she hates demented wishes and somehow sees you playing this game and then grounds you for life.
I wish I had more water and the kitchen wasnt so far away, and nobody could do anything to my water or I and that I can drink my water and eat any thing in my kitchen, and nothing can kill me or cause any harm by being ingested.

[SM]-Fut1le- · #**195** 03-17-2010, 12:25 AM

Granted, you fall down and break every bone and you cannot move again.
I wish I wasn't having such a shitty dinner.

[A]AlexSleyore · #**196** 03-17-2010, 02:49 AM

granted, you now eat no dinner at all

I wish i 6 fingers on each hand so i could type faster..

[SM]-Fut1le- · #**197** 03-17-2010, 03:30 AM

Granted, but the 6 fingers fall off because the DNA Polymerase recognized the error and removed it from the nucleotide chain which makes you have 5 fingers.
I wish we could get the new DISH Network package sooner. O:

[A]-Heroin- · #**198** 03-17-2010, 04:47 AM

Granted but your system fails because Direct TV is better.
I wish I had more fat free, sugar free, delicious popsicles

[SM]-Fut1le- · #**199** 03-17-2010, 06:53 PM

Granted, but they are loaded with colored and frozen dog shit to decrease production cost.
I wish for something that can improve on my day and cannot kill me, harm me, or any of my family, friends, or any objects around me in any way.

[A]-Heroin- · #**200** 03-17-2010, 07:53 PM

Granted but this thign causes all strangers to you to die, then your family and friends kills you in result of you killing everybody else.
I wish I was living in San Jose